🍸 Dead Parrot Colada

Select and pre-chill a COLLINS GLASS.

Prepare garnish of small stuffed dead parrot that's passed on, no more, expired and gone to meet 'is maker, a stiff, bereft of life, rests in peace, pushing up the daisies, off the twig, kicked the bucket, shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible. An ex-parrot. And preferably one with 'lovely plumage'..

BLEND all ingredients with crushed ice.

Serve with straws.